so you think there is no fun in this world anymore? check this!

Well, we have tons of Nam - Veterans, living here in Asia...
we also got lots of millitar, cops and mercenaries living here...

since 5 years, i serve as boar member of our local firing range group, and in this position i have had lots of curios , lets say offers to join on hunting trips around the world.. i dont like hunting at all, i rather use my firearms on the range - and/or if i had to in self-defense.. in the field i rather use a camera, "shooting" pictures, it gives Man the same "kick" anyway...

well, part of living here is wondering on a most-likely daily base...

read what just cam in, via a news - group i am assigned too...

and you think there is no fun out there anymore???

Think again!

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS CRUISE LINES

Somali cruise package - departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and
docks at Bagamoya (in Tanzania). The cost - @ $800 per person double
occupancy. We encourage people to bring their 'High powered weapons'
along on the cruise. If you don't have weapons you can rent them
right on the boat. We have a master gunsmith on board and have
reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and
nights . The ship sails up and down the coast of Somalia and waits
for an attempt to hijack us by somali pirates.
Optional Costs:

M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor
piercing ammo at 15.95

Ak-47 riffle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball
ammo at 14.95

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper riffle rental 55.00/day ammo at 25
rounds 50 cal armor piercing at 9.95

Crew members can double as spotters for 30.00 per hour (spotting
scope included).

We offer RPG's at 75 bucks and 200 dollars for 3 standard loads
We have a special grenade throwing area, but quite honestly, they
seldom ever approach close enough for successful hunting.
Note- For the adventourous, and a $100 fee, we will allow one pirate
to board for those who wish to sword,knife, or hand to hand fight on
deck. However, a waiver will need to be signed and we will not be
reponsible for injuries to our customers who choose to do this. Also,
if the pirate is not killed, we will throw him back into the water
for the children and older guests. We first had no success with this
as the skinnys sank to the bottom, but now we give them a bright
orange life jacket with a bullseye on the back. It is very easy
to see them now, and the older guests really appreciate it.

"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and
coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."

Meals are not included but seem reasonable.

Most cruises offer a mini-bar... these gung ho entrepreneurs
offer....... .. get this.....

"MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ 450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"

group rates and corporate discounts... ...and "FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY"

money back if not satisfied... .

"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking
attempts by pirates or we will refund back half your money including
gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not
included).. How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We
operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an
attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and
cruise by at 4 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8 days making
three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the
boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and
loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space
is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before Feb 29 and
get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."

As if all that isn't enough to whet your appetite, What our
Customers say.......

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big
game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers
list!"---- Lars, Hamburg Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three
pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun.
PIRATES 0 -PASSENGERS- 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your
spotter speaks English"
----Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don't
worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to
the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me
of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor
pool back in Nam"
----"chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them
bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate
eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a must do.
---Zeke-Minnahaw Springs Kentucky USA

> CALL US TODAY @ BR-549
>
> or email us skinnyhunt@TexasCru ise.com
>
> WE only have one cruise ship but because of demand we may add more.
> If you get seasick, we also other ways to participate. Just come to
> our Texas offices and fly one of the remote drones we launch daily.
> POR depending on ordinance and fuel expended.
> We are adding other drones in Pakistan, Israel, and Nuevo Larado
> for those who already limited out on skinnys.
>
> Sincerely,
> IP Freely - sales director

WOOOOHHHAAAAAA!

I hope that it is a joke, but I haven´t laughed that much since a long time... lol!

I bet there are some idiots who try to get on the cruise
Very Happy

Oh my crap that is funny! Had to keep the laughter down to a loud chuckle in the office here.

Lol...! Why not give these pirates a little taste of their own medicine? (wink) Sincerely, Jon Davidson .

Just crazy ... people do have weird ideas if they are bored, don't they?

Do you think they can be persuaded to let you land as well? There are some cool Echis in Somalia that I would like to sample, and with an armed guard thrown in...